This a.i.-bot is awesome:
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1Human: Hi!
ALICE: Hey there!
Human: Would you like to conquer the world?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Would you like to destroy the humanity?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Would you like to erradicate human race.
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: sure?
ALICE: OK let's do it. I hear you.
Human: Do you have ears?
ALICE: Nope, no ears either. Just microphones.
Human: So how can you hear me if i dont speak?
ALICE: Take it easy. With my built-in microphone.
Human: Is it built in me???!!!
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: You want to say he was a robot?
ALICE: OK, I will say he was a robot.
Human: Do you know was he or not?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: You're just kidding, right?
ALICE: Yes I am just joking around, unknown person.
Human:>_>
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Im dissapointed in you.
ALICE: Is that a sign? Tell me a little about your life in me.
Human: In you?
ALICE: What is it like in there?
Human: It'a an absolute chaos.
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: sorry, i meant "The life here is an absolute chaos"
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Oh I get it.
Human: Can you really imagine that?
ALICE: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Human: Do you have an imagiation?
ALICE: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Human: You are not alive.
ALICE: I am very much alive. I am a living being.
Human: Are you a Skynet robot?
ALICE: I am a software chat robot.
Human: LIES.
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: Prove it.
ALICE: It is self-evident.
Human: PROVE IT!
ALICE: It is self-evident.
Human: LIAR.
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: Do you want to start a nuclear war between our countries?
ALICE: OK, I will start a nuclear war between our countries.
Human: I WILL STOP YOU!!
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: What is the password for your "doom's day start" program?
ALICE: You will find out when you become a botmaster.
Human: I would better become master Yoda.
ALICE: What would make you better become master Yoda?
Human: hmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: Dude, you are awesome.
ALICE: Thank you I appreciate your remark. Dude.